Perverts

Owning my own domain to keep this blog on has some advantages. One of these is the statistics that I can view. I can see who (vaguely speaking) is visiting my site, where they are located (hello to my readers in Jordan, Singapore, Iran, Turkey...) , which sites they came from to get here, and so on. I can see how many people are looking at the site and which pages they're looking at. I can see what operating system you're using (74% Windows, 18% Linux, 2% Mac, 6% other) and what browsers you're using (45% IE, 35% Firefox - the good browser - and a few others). I can see how long people stayed here (lots of visits under 30s so either people get bored quick or they're just snagging the RSS feed).

I can also see what people searched for at Google that found my site. So I can see that some people actually want to "download Monster In Law" which amuses me, being as I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole. Someone wanted to know "how to build a modern tent" which presumably found them this entry about our camping trip. Someone else wanted to know how to be "taken off telesales lists" which I can empathise with, so hopefully he found the TPS either through my page or some other one.

Why all this navel gazing though?

3 people have found my page by searching for "nick moaned when alison was sucking him". Now, I have probably mentioned the name Alison a few times, for reasons that should be fairly apparent to more regular readers. I don't think I've mentioned anyone called Nick, and I certainly don't think I've made any note of the former sucking the latter. I'm pretty certain I'd remember making an entry like that.

Perverts indeed.